Does you car have a Facebook account? My car doesn't but a friend of mine created an account on Facebook for his car, on where he regularly updates the car's status. He doesn't update his own status that often.
He must love and be proud of his car so much that he updates the car's status more often than he does his own. Does the car have many friends (humans and cars)?
I don't think I could either, to be honest. I am not really a social networking person myself. I do have accounts on Facebook, Twitter, Myspace and Friendster (!), but I rarely post status updates or tweets there.
Way out of range indeed. Facebook accounts are for humans, not things. But if one is really serious, one can do a Facebook Page instead. A "Page" is perfect for such kind of whim.